jan 1-31 Prune Breakfast Month. `Cause you need to stay regular. Does drinking Dr Pepper in the morning count?
jan 1 New Year's Day. Drink plenty of fluids and try to ignore that raging headache and nausea.
jan 2 AKA the day you break every single New Year's resolution.
jan 3 Mel Gibson's Birthday. He went off on a drunken tirade so people would forget his middle name is "Columcille."
jan 5 Marilyn Manson's Birthday. Goth kids in trench coats will celebrate by skipping gym class to smoke clove cigarettes and write angsty poems.
jan 10 Where's the Beef? Day. Because the hottest hamburger commercial of 1984 needs to be remembered.
jan 11-13 Tokyo Auto Salon. Tokyo, Japan.See thousands of smelly 40-year-old virgins attempt to score that perfect up-skirt shot. Oh yeah, some cars will be there, too. www.e-autosalon.net/tokyo/english/index.html.
jan 19-27 North American International Auto Show. Detroit, MI. See the "new" Camaro again... for the thousandth time. www.naias.com.
jan 21 National Hugging Day. Now we can "get close" to the hot chick in the mail room without HR coming down on us. Again.
jan 27 Yakov Smirnoff's Birthday. In Russia, birthday celebrates YOU!
jan 29 Heather Graham's birthday. Google "Heather Graham" and "Rollergirl" to see why we need to reference her role in Boogie Nights for a second year in a row.
Our New Year's resolution is to make sure that all event dates are true and correct. Of course, event planners don't care about our resolutions and can go and change things long after we go to print. So be sure to double-check things before you head out, ya hear?