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Dec 1-31 Chrismahanakwanzakuh. Now the season of bombardment by pre-paid cell phone ads can officially begin.
Dec 1 Hot Import Nights. Blaisdell Exposition Center. Honolulu, HI. hotimportnights.com
Dec 2 Britney Spears' birthday. Use this day to think back to a better time when the ex-Mrs. Federline was actually kinda hot.
Dec 3 Ozzy Osbourne's birthday. Go and bite the head off of a bat. (We shouldn't have to say this, but... just kidding. Don't do this!)
Dec 5 Walt Disney's birthday. His head is still alive and in a jar underneath that big castle. Send it a birthday card.
Dec 14 Nostradamus' birthday. He accurately predicted his birthday would fall on this day. Spooky.
Dec 15 Hot Import Nights. Miami Beach Convention Center. Miami Beach, FL. hotimportnights.com
Dec 15 Toyo NSW Drift Series. Oran Park South Circuit. Narellan, NSW. driftaustralia.com
Dec 16 Doris Pecorino's birthday. Doris is our favorite gal around the office who takes care of the things we should be doing ourselves.
Dec 18 It's a birthday bonanza! Derrick Sukebe Yee will celebrate by buying more Holden badges, Christina Aguilera will celebrate by being hot and allegedly pregnant and Keith Richards will live it up by snorting his dad's ashes-again.
Dec 25 Christmas.Happy Festivus to all of us!
Dec 26-30 Extreme Autofest. San Diego Convention Center. San Diego, CA. extremeautofest.com
Dec 30 Bernice G.'s birthday. Bernice has begged and pleaded for you to shower her with gifts of love. Please, don't make us issue a restraining order against your perverted ways.
Dec 31 New Year's Eve. It's time to party, so party hard and party 'til you puke.
While Nostradamus could accurately predict things like his birthday, we're not blessed with the power to see into the future. Some of the events listed can get moved around, so be sure to double-check the URLs before heading out.