Since Bunny's story was cut so tragically short, we have no other choice than to make it up, er, report on it ourselves. From what we could see, PC was going off. For starters, it was held at Miracle Strip Park right on the Sea of Cortez, or the Gulf of Texas, or whatever you call that bountiful body of water. Let us tell you one thing: Miracle Strip Park is not a park where strippers hang out. Jason Dienhart, our giant Mexican, learned that lesson the hard way when he tried to put a dollar down the shirt of the Ruggy Buggies ride operator. The MSP where our PCTB went down is in fact one pretty amusing little amusement park complete with funnel cakes and family rides.

If you so desired, you could play in the park and get Tuner Bashed all in one locale. Because there was too much to see and do, the show was held over two days, and according to the official stats, there were thousands of peeps in attendance and more than 180 cars entered in the Meguiar's Showoff car show, with another 75 cars fronting the kind of bass that gets all up in your face thumping in the USACi dB and SQ competitions. Finally, 40 cars spun the drums in the dyno challenge with some calamitous results. And let's not forget those hard-working gals in the NX bikini contest.

Some of the standouts of the show included Jay Laub's orangerific RX-7 in the Meguiar's booth, and Hien Ton's NSX featured no less than a Sorcery widebody kit. We love good rubber and Nikki Zeno gave everyone another reason to check out the Toyo Tires booth. Tons of free goodies, hot cars, even hotter women, and a chance to ride the Tea Cups at Miracle Strip Park are more than enough reasons to roll out to the PCTB. We have to go to this deal next year. If we can stand the stench we might even stow away in one of Dienhart's giant huaraches.

Bikini Contest

What the other guys don't know is that Brian just farted.

"Check out the junk in our trunk."

We'd like to tighten her harness. No, really. Safe driving practices are no laughing matter.

Hey, JD, how many times did it take you to pass high school Spanish?

By Bunny Krazelman
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