August 1-31 Catfish Month. Dip in to your Cajun roots and fry some up. Since it's also National Inventors Month, figure out a new way to cook 'em. Cajun ecipes.com
August 4 Jeff Gordon's birthday. An FYI for those with necks of a more scarlet tone. jeffgordon.com
August 7 Charlize Theron's Birthday. Despite How She Looked In Monster, you can't tell us you wouldn't do her.charlizetheron.com
August 12-13 Super Street TA Qualifier. Road Atlanta. Braselton, GA. superstreetonline.com
August 13 Champ Car World Series. Streets of Denver, CO. champcarworldseries.com
August 14 Halle Berry's birthday. Here's to Halle's berries looking good in Storm's costume. x-menthelaststand.com
August 15 National Relaxation Day.It's summer so take it easy and enjoy. Hell, take today off and relax at home looking at all the lovely ladies on our Web site.superstreetonline.com
August 17-20 American LeMans Series. Road America. Elkhart Lake, WI. americanlemans.com
August 18 Speed World Challenge. RoadAmerica. Elkhart Lake, WI. world-challenge.com
August 19 Hot Import Nights. LA Convention Center. Los Angeles, CA. hotimportnights.com
August 19 Formula D. Evergreen Speedway. Monroe, WA. formulad.com
August 19 Super Street X Party. Seattle, WA. superstreetonline.com
August 19 Back to the Bricks Under the Arches Car Cruise. Flint, MI. flint.org
August 19 Potato Day. Screw Atkins. Boil 'em, bake 'em, roast 'em, or fry 'em, there's no wrong way. Our favorite is frying 'em up ala French fries and mix with cheese and chili-breakfast of champions! potatoes.com
August 19-20 NHRA. Indianapolis Raceway Park. Indianapolis, IN. nhra.com
August 19-20 Super GT. Suzuka Circuit. Japan. supergt.com
August 20 Battle of the Imports. Atco Raceway. Atco, NJ. battleoftheimports.com
August 20 Formula D. Evergreen Raceway. Seattle, WA. formulad.com
August 20 Don King's birthday. The true King of Bling turns 74. Before his one way trip to hell, he needs to check his shady ass into an old folks' home. Let's get ready to BINGOOOO! donking.com
August 21 Hawaii Statehood Day. In 1959 Hawaii became American along with ukuleles, bikinis under palm trees, and getting laid, err, lei'd. hawaii.com
August 26-27 NDRA. Maryland International Raceway. Budds Creek, MD. nopi.com
August 26-27 D1GP. Ebisu Circuit, Japan. d1gp.co.uk
August 27 Jonathan Wong's birthday. It's JDM Ding-Dong-Wong's 29th birthday. superstreetonline.com
August 27 Champ Car World Series. Circuit Gilles Villeneuve Montreal, Canada. champcarworldseries.com
August 27 Confucius' birthday. Jonny's great grandpappy, wiseman Confucius, was born in 551 BC. Confucius say, "You go to jail, bad boy!" russellpeters.com
Disclaimer
As usual, the only thing we damn-well vouch for is our Time Attack qualifier out in Georgia. That and Jonny Wong's day of birth celebration. It's his last as a twenty-something so you know the wrecking crew's going to paint the town red-and maybe if Jonny's feeling up to it, a pink tinge as well. Who knows, we just might be in the Mood.