* Celebrituner signature graphics are lame
* Long press conferences bore us
* Primedia made us take a monorail to SEMA
* We ate so much at buffets that we couldn't even drink
* Convention center bathrooms are disgusting
* Tyson Beckford's new 'do is uglier than Jonny's
* Convention center food prices are outrageous
* 183mph ticket to Vegas in a Lamborghini Gallardo? Yep!
* One of the booth vehicles totalled itself on the drive home
* Stripper sob stories and the chumps who fall for them
* Steph Papadakis doesn't know where Jason Mulroney works
* No cowboy denim Primedia shirts this year
* SEMA provided Wi-Fi and lunch to all vendors
Who: Hankook Tire
What: Take one part GDM Porsche drift car and mix with KDM cutie and you get Hankook Tire.
Where: www.hankooktire.com
Who: Full Race
What: All-wheel drive RB26-powered 240SX project car
Where: www.full-race.com
Who: Fluidyne
What: Mitsubishi Evo 8 radiator
Where: www.fluidyne.com
Who: Greddy
What: New cams for 4G63 MIVEC motor and a pair of clean white rides (S2000 and Evo)
Where: www.greddy.com
Who: Fujita 5
What: Toyota Yaris air intake and Yaris project car with custom matte finish BASF paint
Where: www.f5air.com
Who: Hasport
What: K-series engine mount kit for Honda Fit-same as the one in both the Extreme Dimensions Fit and ours
Where: www.hasport.com
Who: Hahn Racecraft
What: ECOTEC turbo kit putting down over 400hp to the wheels and ready for 10-second passes
Where: www.hahnracecraft.com
Who: Garrett
What: Finally Garrett dips into the sport compact market with this Colbalt turbo kit.
Where: www.egarrett.com
Who: Hi-Performance Designs, Inc.
What: Old School wheels (RS-B shown)
Where: www.perfectlyround.com
Who: HKS USA
What: Honda Fit turbo kit, VQ35DE metal head gasket and camshafts, '07 EVC and all-new Super SQV blow-off valve (we can't show you what it looks like; it's that big of a secret.)
Where: www.hksusa.com
Who: HRE Performance Wheels
What: Wall O' Wheels
Where: www.hrewheels.com
Who: Holley
What: NOS drive-by-wire nitrous switch
Where: www.holley.com
Who: Ingalls
What: A whole slew of engine, chassis and brake line stiffening products for your tC.
Where: www.ingallseng.com
Who: Hondata
What: S200 ECU
Where: www.hondata.com
Who: Hyundai
What: David Bensend Performance Marketing Elantra
Where: www.hyundaiusa.com
Who: i-Forged
What: VeilSide Fortune FD
Where: www.iforged.com
Who: JE Pistons
What: K20A and RB26DETT pistons; Mitsubishi Evo stroker pistons
Where: www.jepistons.com
Who: House of Kolor
What: Live pinstriping demonstration
Where: www.houseofkolor.com
Mackin's new model wasn't a hit at the show.
Who: Mackin Industries
What: Volk Racing RE30 and the debut of the F1 RE30; Rays Gram Lights 57 Optimise with Ion coating, DR505 and United Arrows WR; Project chrome caliper; ARC intake for Mitsubishi Evo; G-Games 77M
Where: www.mackinindustries.com
Who: Koni
What: Koni Models
Where: www.koni.com
Who: Kaminari
What: Racetech racing seats and accessories
Where: www.kaminari.com
Who: K&N Filters
What: Supercharged IS350 with full audio and Endless brakes all around; Honda Fit intake
Where: www.knfilters.com
Who: Konig
What: The Hotswap wheel and its interchangeable colored spokes as well as the NOS Yaris and ZERO/1000 Fit
Where: www.konigwheels.com
Who: Koyo Radiators
What: Skyline Radiator for people like Carter who actually own one
Where: www.koyorad.com
Who: Kumho
What: Multi-colored smoking tires...taste the rainbow.
Where: www.kumhotireusa.com