Oh my god, Seattle. Seriously, where have you, like, been all our lives? Wait, what? Oh yeah, in the Northwest. Ha ha, you're such a character. So, what's up? Yeah, it was a little weird at first, you know, because people talk so much about you. You're so famous, like a rock star or something. We were nervous. And they said you'd be raining the whole time we were hanging out together. But when we met, you weren't even like that. You were so nice, so warm and friendly. Everyone gives you a bad name, Seattle, but now we know the real you. All those stories, like how you have worse traffic than Los Angeles. Who made that one up? You should take a drive down Crescent Heights, Sunset, or any other jammed street in Hollywood at 2 a.m. L.A. is a total bitch 24/7. No, for serious.
So, did you check out Hot Import Nights? No? We sure did. Wait, you're just joking, huh. Ha ha, you're so sarcastic, Seattle. Of course you did; it was held inside of you. Well, there were plenty of beautiful cars-those Washingtonians sure have their ears to the ground when it comes to modifying, don't you think? Lots and lots of understatement and subtleties. Oh, did you see those two old-school Civics from the '70s? Those were awesome. Good thing we pulled them aside and snapped a few photos for a feature, otherwise we would have been kicking ourselves. Wait a few months and they'll show up in our pages. You'll like what you see; we just know it. We also found an S2000 that really had some rockin' carbon-fiber action and tons of performance upgrades. We snapped that one, too. We were so on top of it, yo. Your skyline made such a good background! Thanks for standing still so long-we know those photo sessions can get tedious.
So, those girls. Dude, pretty hot, don't you think? Some people say HIN is getting soft, but if soft means more girls, then we're totally into it. Sure, the show could use a little revamp and a bit of an update, but that's easy enough to fix. You had fun though, right? Would you let it back in you again? Awesome. Then we'll be back too. We should totally hang out. All right, stay cool, mofo.