Feb. 1-28
Black History Month
Feb. 1-28
Condom Month. Don't forget your jimmy hat!
Feb. 1-28
Snack Food Month. Let's get fatter, America!
Feb. 2
Groundhog Day. That was a good movie.
Feb. 3-6
Rolex 24 At Daytona Beach, Florida
www.grand-am.com
Feb. 8
Mardi Gras/Carnaval/Fat Tuesday/Pancake Day. Basically the world's most famous excuse to party.
Feb. 9
Chinese New Year. Gung hay fat choy!
Feb. 12
First Barbie dolls sold in stores in 1959. Don't ask, what you find out will scare you.
Feb. 14-20
Random Acts of Kindness Week
www.actsofkindness.org
Feb. 17
Michael Jordan's and Denise Richards' birthday.
Feb. 19-22
K&N Filters Winternationals Pomona, California, www.nhra.com
Feb. 20
Daytona 500
Daytona Beach, Florida, www.daytona500.com
Feb. 20
Charles Barkley's and Cindy Crawford's birthday. What is it with b-ball players and hot chicks sharing birthdays this month?
Feb. 21
Jennifer Love-Hewitt's birthday.
Feb. 28
Mario Andretti's birthday.
Please confirm the dates and locations with the proper authorities. Don't blame us if you get fired for not showing up to work because you were celebrating Charles Barkley's birthday.