Geneva Motor Show
All eyes will be in Switzerland for their 80th international auto show.
Chuck Norris' Birthday
"There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist."
Mayweather vs Pacquiao
The fight of the century. Win or lose, our favorite freelance writer, Roel Concepcion, is offering his hand in marriage to Manny Pacquiao, but not in a homosexual way of any kind of course.
March 14 Formula 1
The race of all races comes to Bahrain. For the geographically challenged like us, that's just off the coast of Saudi Arabia.
March 14 Spring Time
Time to spring forward and set those clocks ahead. Lucky Hawaiians and Arizonians get to sleep in.
March 17 St. Patrick's Day
Pinch someone, in all the right places. Wearing green, pinching others and being inebriated, we have the bestest holidays.
March 18-21 Columbus International Auto Show
The Lexus LF-A is a must-see.
Import Face-Off, Atlanta Dragway; Commerce, GA
March 28 Formula 1
The racing continues in Australia at Albert Park.
Kate Gosselin turns 38
Would someone please give her a haircut for her birthday?
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