March 4-14 Geneva Motor Show All eyes will be in Switzerland for their 80th international auto show. www.salon-auto.chMarch 10 Chuck Norris' Birthday "There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist." www.chucknorrisfacts.com
March 13 Mayweather vs Pacquiao The fight of the century. Win or lose, our favorite freelance writer, Roel Concepcion, is offering his hand in marriage to Manny Pacquiao, but not in a homosexual way of any kind of course. www.cutsandglory.com
March 14 Formula 1 The race of all races comes to Bahrain. For the geographically challenged like us, that's just off the coast of Saudi Arabia. www.fia.com
March 14 Spring Time Time to spring forward and set those clocks ahead. Lucky Hawaiians and Arizonians get to sleep in.
March 17 St. Patrick's Day Pinch someone, in all the right places. Wearing green, pinching others and being inebriated, we have the bestest holidays.
March 18-21 Columbus International Auto Show The Lexus LF-A is a must-see. www.columbusautoshow.com
March 21 Import Face-Off, Atlanta Dragway; Commerce, GA www.importfaceoff.net
March 28 Formula 1 The racing continues in Australia at Albert Park. www.fia.com
March 28 Kate Gosselin turns 38 Would someone please give her a haircut for her birthday?
Disclaimer *Double-check all dates before attempting to participate in any of these events. You can't believe everything you read online, but we sure can print them.