Shes a maniac, maniac on the floor. And shes dancing like shes never danced before. Yeah man, when the Super Street crew gets together, rocking the leotards and leg warmers, its dance, dance insanity. Im your private dancer, dancing for money. You know the lyrics. Sing it, Tina; dont let Ike smack you around. Thats what its like with us and carswere maniacs, maniacs, on the street. And we always drive like weve never driven before. Know what were sayin? Drive it like you want to steal it, but never will, because youll go to jail for that sh*t.
Were making that entire last paragraph into a bumper sticker, and we hope the first vehicle to wear it will be the Modern Image Mitsubishi Lancer. Why? Because, when you weld by day and are a freaky pole dancer by night, these things happen. The Lancer is a rolling showcase for the cars tuning possibilities and Modern Images distinct flair for style. This is crimped hair when it was cool, baby. Its a sequined glove fondling the elephant mans remains.
Weve saved the best for first: a custom turbo stitched into the Lancers engine bay by the pros at Road Race Engineering (RRE). They slipped a second-gen Eclipse TD04-13T turbo a roofie and got it to make nice with the Lancers stock 2.0L powerplant. The turbo plays lead to a formidable supporting cast: an RRE front-mount intercooler and piping, a Tial external wastegate, and a GReddy Type S blow-off valve. RRE also played with fuel management, installing an upgraded fuel pump, GReddy E-Manage, and RC Engineering 450cc injectors. A Nitrous Express nitrous kit keeps the boost rocking, not like that weak-ass I will survive wedding-singer sh*tno, were talking straight-up growin a mustache to the Village Peoples Macho Man.
So maybe your parents, friends, and neighbors get a little upset when they find you freaking a chair while pouring buckets of water on yourself. Thats cuz theyre square, and youre a dance machine. So is the Mitsus fly yellow paint, cuz this is thriller, thriller night. Thats right, now grab your crotch and scream. The DG Motorsports carbon-fiber hood and Rod Millen Racing carbon-fiber wing all complement the cars true silver dollar: the Evo 7 front fascia.
Are you feeling it? You want some more? How about Sparco Milano seats? How about a suede interior? How about an Evo 7 MOMO steering wheel? Are you dancing like youve never danced before? We at Super Street actually have never danced beforewe were too cool to get dates to the prom. But theres more: a Profec B-Spec boost controller, a remote switch, a 60mm EGT, and boost gaugesall from GReddy. Maniac! Maniac! Last night a DJ saved my life! Cant
the monkey! All because of super sounds from a super Pioneer entertainment system that includes an A/V head unit and a DVD player. The heart of all this I.C.E. lies in the trunk, where youll find the 10-inch subs and the amps all cuddled in a custom fiberglass box. Stick your face right there, breathe in that bass!
Believe it or not, Im flying on air. I never thought I could be so free. Thats what we all said when we first saw this car spread- eagled in the Mitsu booth, back at the 01 SEMA Show. Man, we wanted to jump really high in the air, pump our fists, yell Yeah! All right! and then high-five everybody in the place. Thats just the way it is with this carwhen youre standing next to it or far away from it or seeing it in photographs, it makes you want to sweat. Never trust a big butt and a smile. Know what were saying? We know you do.