Let this be the first of many references to the holiday season in the mag. As 'tis the season to give, we shall now give you the greatest gift of all: the gift of knowledge. Take these pearls of wisdom and spread them among your family and friends.
Here's the deal: Wes is the best cover photographer there is. Plain and simple. He wakes up in the morning and he pisses excellence.
Our main man Scott Garpot always hits the town wearing his best tuxedo T-shirt. Not only does this shirt say that he wants to be formal but is really here to party, it helps him pull L.A.'s finest models.
Ro-Dawg may not want you to know this, but he and Donald Duck share the same cougar-pleasing middle name: Faderoga.
Like Donald Duck, our man Tetsuya was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
Fun Christmas fact: while you were wasting away at community college, Henry did a full spread for Playgirl magazine under the alias of Mike Honcho. Now try and get that image out of your brain.
There was a person that paid $14,000 for the bra Marilyn Monroe wore in Some Like It Hot. That person: Scott Dukes.
54-percent of Americans fold toilet paper neatly. 35-percent wad it. What about the other 11-percent? Only Alastair knows the answer, and he ain't telling-and he isn't even American!
It is said that if you inject all the chemicals found in a cigarette directly into your bloodstream, you will die. That is why Elliot smokes cigarettes rather than shooting them up.
Terence likes to piss off nerds by saying that Pi is exactly 3.14, but he really knows that billionth digit of Pi is nine.