Our Excuses Are Lamer Than Fdr's Legs
How on God's green earth can some ass hat talk about waking up with a hangover, not knowing how he got home, talk about taking a crap, smash you guys by calling you losers, call your mag BS and be rewarded with the prize of the month?? Maybe I am too old to understand how business works, but if someone was to do this he would not be in print, much less win the damn prize. So that's why I am writing today to say WHAT THE F@CK! If you want someone to bash your mag all day long and win cool stuff for doing it, not to mention taking craps and hangovers, then call me; I'd be glad to do it.
Jessie Hayes
Denham Springs, LA
You're a month late; someone else filled that position last issue. Next!
You See This Watch? It Costs More Than Your Car.
I opened up the new issue to find that you guys were doing a review of a Volvo. A Volvo? Vurry strange, especially for Super Street. I know that you guys will probably get a lot of "WHY THE F*** DID YOU FEATURE A VOLVO?" but I just wanted to tell you that I believe you're finally doing something right. Someone's gotta break the boundaries between Japanese and American car tuners and European car tuners. I hope you feature more so I can get eurotuner type articles without actually having to read eurotuner.
Alex R.
Via the Internet
P.S. That Jonathan guy looks just like a Chinese version of my friend Casey. Have you ever considered for a second that Casey is the (fill in his ethnicity here) version of that Jonathan guy?
Kickboxing: Sport Of The Future-Don The Dragon Wilson...Ever Heard Of It?
I hardly ever buy any magazines because there's never anything worth looking at. I don't care to see pictures of cars from shows and races. I just want to see real cars, cars that actually get driven on the street. Most people I talk to online and in person don't care about body kits and big, obnoxious graphics on the side.
I recently purchased the March '06 Super Street and the only reason for me doing so was because I got word that Mario Lopez's Eclipse was in it. I admit I do like the installs on the project RSX and stuff like that. But I mean as I flip through your magazine all I see is what seems to be a picture book for The Fast and the Furious. I guess this magazine is great for "ricers" and the like. If you're not familiar with ricers, try Google. I can't stand seeing park bench wings, body kits, and graphics that don't even flow with the lines of the cars they're installed on. I can't understand how people could think these things look good. I also noticed the little pink car on page 48. The last time I checked, homosexuals didn't read Super Street, but the other S14 on the bottom corner is pretty sexy. The "Top 10 Cover Cars", HA, what a joke. The yellow '93 Integra is alright. But the others I could only look at in a car show or online (not that I would want to look at those distasteful cars anyway). I want to see actual people's cars; cars that actually took time and a budget to build. I could keep going about other things, but I think you get the point.
Michael Powers
Via the Internet
P.S. $5.00 is kinda high for a little thin magazine. From the looks of all the ads, it seems there's enough funding to put a little more stuff in it. You people have dream jobs, take advantage of them.
The last time we checked, those were cars that actual people built and that it took a lot of time and budgetary constraints to finish said projects. That is, unless cyborgs from the future came down and did it themselves. And we're almost positive that companies like HKS designed wings for its Time Attack Altezza and D1 drift car because they thought it would disgust you; not for any real purpose. Nah.