Wish List - Chus or Lose - Super Street Magazine

My Gift Wish List
To keep things P.C. I'll say Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Festivus and Happy Holidays in general. I think that covers most of the spectrum and I apologize in advance if I missed one. But let's get down to the important part of my editorial-my gift wish list. Sure, some of the things I'm asking for are kinda far-fetched but who knows, someone might just have the hook-ups on one of these and pass it on to me.

*Pyramid and Sphinx
*Helicopter
*Trip around the world
*Time machine
*To be 6 ft. tall and be able to dunk
*Get rid of all potholes, dips, steep driveways and unprotected left turns
*No traffic... ever
*Shoe sponsorship from Adidas
*Lifetime supply of Steer Inn and Omaha Steaks
*A personal driver, bodyguard, trainer, physician, therapist and chef
*Skin that's not oily
*Private gym
*Endless wealth (no bills or payments on anything)
*My own island
*VIP status everywhere
*Private jet
*Holiday named after me
*Health and happy family and friends
*Key to a city
*Copies of Project Car and Super Street at the office before they go on sale
*Full sponsorship of regular,Special Reserve and XR Crown Royal
*No hiccups with any project cars
*No "check engine" lights... ever
* Lifetime gasoline sponsorship
*A working Project Car website
*World peace
*Feed the hungry
*Jeans that fit me
*Smaller veins and lower blood pressure
*Ownership of the Los Angeles Clippers and Staples Center
*Rename Staples Center to Rikdaddy Center then give the Lakers the boot
*A constant temperature wherever I am in the world of 70 degrees
*Coliseum
*No allergies
*Cell phone that actually works
*Revamped Rikdaddy.com site
*Lifetime supply of antibacterial soap, hand wipes and gel
*Racetrack Ricky Chu