• Aaron Bonk is a contributing editor to Honda Tuning who writes all sorts of interesting articles about Hondas, some of which are true and you actually care about.
• Aaron Bonk is the former Technical Editor of the late Turbo and High-Tech Performance magazine who wrote all sorts of interesting articles about everything but Hondas, some of which were true and you actually cared about.
• Aaron Bonk likes Hondas.
• Aaron Bonk wrote two books about all sorts of important Honda things, all of which have been thoroughly plagiarized and can now be found on some kid's "write-up" on the internet.
• Aaron Bonk wrote for the late Sport Compact Car magazine and a bunch of others that he's since forgotten about.
• Aaron Bonk went to college for mechanical engineering.
• Aaron Bonk can do basic math.
• Aaron Bonk owned Holeshot Racing from 1996-2003 where he concocted all sorts of interesting engine swaps and wiring conversions that you think the internet invented.
• Aaron Bonk learned how to work on cars before honda-tech.com.
• Aaron Bonk swapped a ZC engine into a CRX before you were born.
• Aaron Bonk can still do 360-kick-flips.
• Aaron Bonk is not old school. By default, neither are you.
• Aaron Bonk turbocharged and blew up his first Honda engine while you ate from a high-chair.
• Aaron Bonk still likes Hondas.
• Aaron Bonk had his Integra in a magazine once. He did not sell it the next day.
• Aaron Bonk owned a bone-stock Honda Civic once. (For 37 minutes.)
• Aaron Bonk doesn't have an online username.
• Aaron Bonk just created an online username. It's "aaronbonk."
• Aaron Bonk wired VTEC and did an H-series engine swap for the guy who says he was the first to wire VTEC and do an H-series engine swap.
• Aaron Bonk has unequivocally verified that beef jerky and orange juice are no substitute for motor oil.
• Aaron Bonk is a ninja.
• Aaron Bonk is older than the Accord. And JDM.
• Aaron Bonk has never had a uni-wiper.
• Aaron Bonk doesn't care what you do to your car, but he thinks knock-off parts are evil.
• Aaron Bonk invented transmission bowling.
• Aaron Bonk looks like the manager of a used sporting goods store.
• Aaron Bonk owned an '87 CRX when they were lame and plans to own another one when they are lame again.