A little while ago, Scott discovered getting a Jheri Curl helped him stay cool in the summer heat. "It's a refreshing hair spritzer that keeps my locks healthy, shiny and full of wonderful curls!"
Ladies: Tetsu is casting for a new amateur video series and he needs your help! Send in any photos of yourself to: firstname.lastname@example.org with the words "I <3 Tetsu" written on your favorite body part. Must be 18 years and older to submit.
When we first interviewed Sean, we gave him a word scramble game using only the letters of his name. He spent about 30 minutes stroking his beard but ultimately shrugged his shoulders and said he couldn't figure it out. We hired him anyway just for the fact that he could grow a full beard.
Wes recently got into a heated debate on an internet message board insisting that I Can't Believe It's Not Butter really is butter. As a result, he was banned but then later reinstated.
Jokes that never get old to Scott: "Put up yer' Dukes!", "Scott Dukes of Hazard", "Haaaa-DUKE-en!!", "Beam me up, Scotty."
And Now We Present: The Random Photo Of The Month!
Here's a photo that I took in Jamaica. I was hoping to score some Ganja off of the men in this photo but sadly they had none. Maybe that was a good thing because I probably would have gorged myself to death at the 24 hour buffet they had on the ship. -Bernice Guevarra