NaDsDc5RaCeR: cant IM right now. im busy.
NaDsDc5RaCeR: thats nine minutes longer than i want to talk to you. dont you have wrk to do
NaDsDc5RaCeR: er, work. dont make fun of my typing.
NaDsDc5RaCeR: im old and this IM stuff intimidates me. cant we just talk like regular people. your office is right next door to mine.
NaDsDc5RaCeR: seriously, dont you have work to do.
NaDsDc5RaCeR: howard is gonna get mad
NaDsDc5RaCeR: its the thing primedia pays us for.
NaDsDc5RaCeR: nice use of company time. Remind me to dock your pay.
NaDsDc5RaCeR: hey, i know the fat boys.
NaDsDc5RaCeR: i need help with my holeshot this month. do you have any ideas?
NaDsDc5RaCeR: that's a stupid idea, the suits upstairs would never approve of such a thing.
NaDsDc5RaCeR: primedia already gives you all of the unfiltered water you can drink. why are you being so ungrateful?
NaDsDc5RaCeR: I wanted to write a biting social commentary on the parallels between the unbridled hedonism at our Spring Break Tuner Bash and our attempts to stand out from the crowd with our tuner cars. The show was good, clean fun-unless you count those girls who got down and dirty when we told them we were part of the GGW crew. You missed out, you JDM Ding Dong. You really should make plans to come to The Bash next year.
This issue we also featured StephanPapadakis' new 1,420hp RWD Civic and Shaun Carlson's 900+hp (est.) FWD Dodge SRT-4. I could write volumes about that. Isn't it funny that Steph, the biggest baller in the front-wheel-drive ranks, would defect over to the rear-drive camp and now Shaun has partnered up with Mopar, one of the leaders in rear-wheel-drive technology? You would think it would be the other way around. But what do I know? It really makes you wonder where this sport is heading. Will the front-drives go the way of the carburetor, or are we witnessing the dawn of a new rivalry?
NaDsDc5RaCeR: what do you think about that?
NaDsDc5RaCeR: that sucks, sucka! no wonder why my holeshot comes before your wong way.
NaDsDc5RaCeR: i'm the boss of you!NaDsDc5RaCeR: get bac k to work Dirk.-John Naderisstreet@primedia.com
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