Naughty, Nice, And Raunchy
Wong's WantsOnly Jonny can make a Porsche look so uncool.It didn't take me very long to figure out what I wanted for Christmas. I already had it planned out years ago. Ever since I was seven years old, all I've ever wanted to be for a day was Howard Lim. Most of the kids wanted to be baseball players, a doctors, or rappers when they grew up, but not me. I was determined to be like the man with the hair that never moves and own a car that's sweeter and costs more than any girl I've ever dated. Of course, being the boss man of the Super Street empire isn't a bad thing either.Another wish is to be a world-famous porn star. I would be a star-a big, shiny, happy star-and girls would love me for me. However, none of these wishes will ever come true; it's like buying lotto numbers every week-you're sure you've got the winning numbers and you quit your job only to realize that you didn't win at all. In fact, not one of the numbers that you chose comes up. That's when I'll go on a whim and max out my credit card on a set of RO_JA wheels even though RJ promised me that he'd hook me up. Happy Kwanzaa, Arrj! View Related Article
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