Aiden
Poor Aiden wishes his mommy would let him outside to play-or least teach him how to lay out a magazine so he can do more than just lay around the house all day with nothing to do. Most dogs chew up furniture out of sheer boredom; not Aiden. He carefully tears out pictures from Bernice's fashion and home furnishing catalogs and lays them out on the ground, then puts it all away before Bernice pulls into the driveway. Dog's intuition, you know?
Yamz
Gregory Yamamoto is the kind of guy you would never hope to meet in prison. He preys on the weak and will make you his bitch, even if you try to fight back. Thankfully he's not locked up; however, old school cars are his territory and if you deny the classics, he'll shank you.
Mitch Terry
We enjoyed Mitch's tech responses last month so much that we've asked him to come back for a few more repeat performances. If you have to ask yourself, "Who the hell is Mitch Terry and why is he your tech guru?"-well, he's Mitch Terry and he's our tech guru just because. OK? Jeez.
Bart
If you haven't caught the movie or stood in line for hours just to get into a converted 7-Eleven Quik-E-Mart, then we'll assume you're not a Simpsons aficionado. So far we haven't done either, but we can quote Simpsons quotes like nobody's business. Or at least Nads can. We're not sure what that makes us now.