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Noelani Chase - Chasing Noelani

Be Warned, Finding Her Is A Gamble In Itself

Nov 14, 2006 SHARE
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The easiest way to find Noelani is at HIN, but if you can't make it out your next best option is milling around her home city of Las Vegas.

Be warned, finding her is a gamble in itself. I offer you a couple tips:

1) Try and visit the Palms or, if you are one of those "I need to get a workout on" types, hit up the local fitness center. She's a bit of a homebody--she's really focused on the planning of her future lingerie store--but with a little luck, she'll be out of the house and likely be visiting one of those spots.

2) Don't buy this feisty chick an Irish Car Bomb. You'll more than likely walk back to your room with a busted eye. To mistake her beauty with weakness would be YOUR bad. Either way, it'll end up to be a great story to bring back to the homies.

Since the odds are stacked against you, we'll just leave you with a conversation that you wish you had. We win.

2nr: Why can't you give me your measurements?Noelani Chase: I haven't measured myself in a long time. I just did a photo shoot and I never asked what they were.

2nr: Ok then. Lets do a quick assessment. For accuracy, I'll need you to remove all your clothing.NC: Yeah?

2nr: What size dress would I find draped over the edge of my bed?NC: It'll be a 3 or 4.

2nr: If we rifled through your closet what size top would we find?NC: Most likely a small or medium.

2nr: If I were to rip your jeans off what size would I see on the tag?NC: Either a 5 or 6.

2nr: You can put your clothes back on now.

2nr: So you are from the big city of Santa Rosa. What's there that we can look forward to?NC: Other than wineries, there's nothing! I did hear that they got a club.

2nr: Ah yes, wine and a club. Would this place have sawdust on the floor and a bevy of cowboy hats?NC: More than likely. But I live here in Vegas now. I moved here when I was 18.

2nr: So what's it like being on your own and in Vegas at 21?NC: It's pretty much what it was when I was 18 and 19 because I had an I.D. that had a wrong birthday on it. I think I got all my clubbing out of the way back then. Now I find more fun in gambling.

2nr: What do you play?NC: I play blackjack and poker. Someday, you'll see me on World Series of Poker.

2nr: Are you a winner most of the time?NC: I win at black jack. I usually start off at $400 but I've won up to six grand. I play poker for fun.

2nr: I've been known to play a little poker myself. If WE play, we'd BOTH be winners. That's beside the point... tell me your strategy.NC: Double down on everything. If the dealer has a 3, 4, 5, 6 and you have a 9, 10, 11 then do it.

2nr: So when you go out and you don't gamble, what do you do?NC: Well, I wouldn't say that I'm a dancer.

2nr: So we'd catch you slammin' vodka shots with the bartender?NC: Exactly. I like to people watch. It's one of my best skills.

2nr: So what do you do for work in Vegas?NC: I used to entertain and now I'm opening up a store. The name is going to be "Eye Candy." It's a lingerie store for strippers.

2nr: You mean "Entertainers." But either way, that's way better than working the buffet counter at Excalibur.NC: Right!? Big bucks, free food?

2nr: With so many things you could have done, what made you decide to open up a store?NC: I guess I have an authority problem. I guess I just don't like working for other people. Plus I know what my customers would like.

2nr: What's something you'd suggest for a regular girl, something "toned down" for the normal clientele.NC: That's hard. I don't know what normal girls wear. Don't they all wear the same stuff? How bout boy shorts? That would be sexy and nice.

2nr: What would you put on a plus-sizer?NC: A robe.

2nr: And a mask! You should make robes that have a sexy girl body printed on it--like those faux tuxedo shirts!

2nr: You are a Pisces--do you think you fit your sign?NC: They say that we're emotional and have a temper. We're feisty.

2nr: Oooo. Are you?NC: I am.

2nr:Yummy. So do you get into fights with significant others?NC: Yes.

2nr: Physical?NC: Yeah!

2nr: Naked?NC:

2nr: Ever get punched in the face?NC: Never. I've given a few people black eyes before.

2nr: You're a little dangerous.NC: I know. It's mostly when I get drunk.

2nr: Now I see why you don't go clubbing anymore! You probably beat up the people you went with and now no one wants to go with you!NC:

2nr: At least you've got bouncers doing their job. Saying stuff like "Aw, shit. THIS bitch again."NC: They like me. I'm giving them some work.

2nr: I understand that you want die rich, happy, healthy, and in love.NC: I don't know if I'll get all that, but I'm going to try.

2nr: If your store is successful you'll hit rich and happy. And healthy... with all those Vegas buffets, you'll probably end up with that robe we talked about.NC: NO!

2nr: So you are part Hawaiian. Do you do anything Hawaiian-esque?NC: What do you mean?

2nr: Do you crave plate lunches? Have been known to carry Spam Musubi in your pockets?NC: I really like Whoppers from Burger King.

2nr: Do you want me to order that robe now?NC: I could use it for inspiration. It's my favorite food, but I don't eat it all the time. It's not a "cheer me up" food. It's more of a drunk food. It's least likely to make me throw up. I only drink once a week.

2nr: So what's a drink that you would give a guy to mess him up?NC: An Irish Car Bomb. It's a pint of Guinness stout, 1/2 shot Bailey's Irish cream, and 1/2 shot Irish Whiskey.

2nr: And for yourself?NC: I'm a Greygoose and soda kind of girl.

2nr: What's the one you drink when you get in your stints of violence?NC: An Irish Car Bomb! One of those and you're done. Two of them and I'm done.

2nr: Are you picky when it comes to men?NC: I'm pretty picky. My dog has to approve. He's a pitbull and he doesn't like very many people.

2nr: Are you in love at the moment?NC: Not at the moment but I have been in love. I'm not currently dating anyone. I'm actually freshly single.

2nr: So in this 12-minutes that we've talked, you haven't fallen in love yet?NC: Is that how long we've been talking?

2nr: That's how long we've been dating. Tell me something crazy that you've done.NC: I'm really boring.

2nr: I need to know what type of guy you like.NC: I don't like body hair. He's got to be tall. Have a sense of humor. Have style.

2nr: Maybe Asian...possibly Filipino?NC: Yeah. That's good. I prefer brown men, but I've dated my share of white boys!

2nr: What's something a guy you like could do to make you fall deep in love?NC: I've never really dated anyone romantic. I guess some flowers, small tokens of affection. I date normal guys.

2nr: That's normal? You got to get out more.

2nr: I understand that you bought house out there?NC: Yeah. 10 minutes from the strip.

2nr: When you are out and about, what's something a man can do to get your attention?NC: That rarely happens. Usually it's someone that I'm not attracted to at first. Then, after a while, they grow on me.

2nr: Kind of like mold. Maybe that's the problem.

2nr: What do you do for excitement?NC: Right now, I'm really focused. I like going on vacations and stuff though.

2nr: Where would you go on your next vacation?NC: Fiji or somewhere tropical.

2nr: Whom would your single ass take?NC:

2nr: Nevermind. Don't even answer that. I know exactly whom you'll...NC: My mom!

2nr: What?!NC: And You!

2nr: Thanks, I'll love Fiji.

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