The Internet is a wondrous thing. Besides being able to look up traffic reports, used G.I. Joe pricing, or epic beard man fights, it has been the greatest enabler of stalking. Prior to the web, digging up 411 on a person required powerful binoculars, rummaging of trash, and questionable ethics, all of which could lead to potential legal repercussions. Now, all one needs is an ISP, Google, a first and last name, and voilà, instant-100-percent legal-info. Thanks to Myspace, Facebook, Friendster, and a myriad of other social networking sites, everyone leaves some sort of digital fingerprint begging to be examined-except in the case of Lana Lopez. For her, a fingerprint is just the beginning. Part Thai, Mexican, and Irish, the self-proclaimed "small" girl is big on sexy. And as trite and overused as that line is, she really is. Go ahead and type her name into a search engine-you can thank me later.
Let's start this off a bit tame and car-related: I noticed at the shoot you drove a Honda Fit. What made you decide to buy it?
I bought my Fit a few months ago-I wanted a small car that would be fun to drive and easy to park. Living in L.A., parking can be a pain. I also didn't want to worry about high car payments.
What other cars have you owned?
I had a Scion tC and a Honda Accord.
Nice! Are you into cars?
I can appreciate a nice car.
What would be your dream car?
I don't have one in particular but I do like small cars.
So, I Googled your name as I normally do to prep for model interviews and, uh, I ran across some of your, um, photos. They're expressive. I think it's safe to say you're comfortable with your body?
I am totally comfortable with my body-I feel better being in the nude. I'm small so a lot of clothes don't fit me right.
That's a valid reason. When did your explicit nature come out?
About six years ago.
Did the photographer trick you or was it something you wanted to do?
[laughs] No, not at all. I had a close friend who owned her own nude site and it really interested me. I saw that she got to travel, make her own schedule, and be creative, which is something I wanted to do. I enjoy working in the nude, still.
On the topic of "do", I noticed you've done some girl-on-girl action, who did you most enjoy working with?
I don't have a favorite. Each girl had something unique and different about them and I enjoyed working with each one.
If you could pick any girl in the world, who would you want to get naked with?
I would totally get butt-ass naked with Tera Patrick-I've always had a thing for her.
What's the sexiest part of another female?
I'm into girls with pretty faces.
What's your sexiest feature?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so I guess it would depend on who is looking at me. If I had to pick, I would say being small. It makes me feel more "girlie".
What about a past Import Tuner cover model? Who do you find pickle-tickle worthy?
Tara Love. She has such a pretty face!
On the "don't" front-and maybe it's because I haven't been searching hard enough-there doesn't appear to be any boy-on-Lana stuff. Why?
[laughs] That's because there aren't any. I've only been with three guys. I used to skateboard and hang with boys in high school, so I would hear how they would talk about other girls and I didn't want to become one of them. Besides, I value myself too much to give it to just any guy.
Is there a guy who would make you re-evaluate that decision?
No guy is hot enough to make me want to do him on film.
That's 'cause you haven't hung out with the 2NR staff. Get it, staff? Ha! Kidding. What kind of guys do you go for?
I'm kind of picky. I like smart guys who have a creative side to them. They have to be down to earth yet driven to succeed. I speak my mind and I know what I want, so he has to be able to handle me and be secure with himself.
A big one for me is self-absorbed and arrogant guys.
For a first date, what kind of restaurant would earn a guy points?
I couldn't say. It would be more on what he does and how he treats me rather than the type of restaurant.
What would be your ideal date?
I like to be mentally stimulated, so interesting conversation is a must. He would also have to treat me like a lady.
What would a guy have to do get you all hot and bothered?
That's a secret.
When you're not being sexy, what do you like to do?
I love books. I have a book shelf at home so I read a lot. I enjoy spending time with my dogs and I love the arts-music, painting, and theater. I also enjoy staying active and I work out a lot.
Ethnicity: Thai, Mexican, and Irish
Birthday: March 15th
Hometown: Santa Monica, CA
Thank you list: Thanks to all the guys and girls who enjoy my work, and Import Tuner for finally having me on your cover!