Do you have any nicknames?
Describe your worst date.
One time I met someone online and he seemed perfect. But when we finally met up I realized he lied about himself and photoshopped the hell out of his picture.
Online, as in a dating website?
No, it was years ago through MySpace.
Mental note: Social media sites really do work!
BMW 3-series coupe
Oh, yeah we saw that in the parking lot. It has pink brake calipers?
Yeah, I had that done. I love pink.
So are you a car girl?
Yes, I used to do my own oil changes on my old car. But, with the BMW, it’s not as easy so I just have it done.
Any tattoos or body piercings?
Three stars on each foot, but I can’t wait to have them removed. Besides my ears, I’ve had my belly button, Monroe, lip, and my two . . . But I’ve removed everything but one.
All but one?
Well one of my nipple piercings just fell out one day, and the other one is stuck. I’ve tried to pull it off with pliers but it’s stuck, and I’m too embarrassed to go in and have someone remove it. It’s the most painful piercing I’ve had done. No more piercings or tattoos; it’s just not for me.
L.A. Water, Cognac, Cordon Bleu, any hard liquor—just no beer. I don’t need the extra calories and things happen faster with liquor.
No more gym for me; it’s been seven months since I’ve been to the gym. Eating healthy is enough for me now.
Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Jersey Shore. I’m in love with Pauly D.
Any other celebrity crushes?
Cristiano Ronaldo. I can YouTube him for hours.
What attracts you to a guy?
Motivation and a guy who takes care of himself.
Cheap guys. Can’t stand them.
Only into guys? (raising a brow)
Yes, only guys. I’ve made out with girls before but that’s it. Everyone thinks my best friend, Corinna, and I are lovers, because I gave her a bath once.
Well, she was in a bad car accident and couldn’t bathe herself, so I did it for her. We took pictures and put up online. It was funny.
Skydiving, Supreme Scream [roller coaster at Knott’s Berry Farm amusement park], because I’m afraid of heights, going to Egypt, and swimming with an orca.
An orca? (laughs)
Yeah! I’ve swam with dolphins before and rode elephants. I absolutely love animals.
Right now, I have seven dogs (I breed them as a side job).
I used to have a cat, but they’re mean. My cat killed my duck. Cats are mean!
Where have you always wanted to live?
Trance, house, and gangster rap
What are three things you can’t leave home without?
Makeup, my laptop, and energy drinks. I have a trunk full of Red Bull right now. And I’m also addicted to those packets that you mix into water.
Wifebeater and panties
Thank you list: My parents and my best friends, Corinna and Manuel, for always supporting me