Mar 1-31 It's Noodle Month so in egg, rice or pasta form, eat it up. If you're not into the twirl and slurp, it's also International Hamburger and Pickle month-leave it to us Americans to get our token food celebrated internationally.
Mar 2 Dr. Seuss's birthday. Sure we'll eat Green Eggs and Ham. Of course we'll eat them, we love ham. www.seussville.com
Mar 3-4 Spring Break Jam Sound-Off. Convention Center. South Padre Island, TX. www.texasheatwaveshow.com
Mar 6 It's both Frozen Food Day and Shaquille O'Neal's birthday so mix a bag of peas and carrots for Shaq cuz you can't get big like him without eating your veggies. www.nfraweb.org
Mar 9 This day in 1997, Notorious B.I.G. was shot outside the Petersen Auto Museum not two blocks from where the Notorious Super Street magazine is created each month. Coincidence? You decide.
Mar 10 Hot Import Nights. San Mateo. www.hotimportnights.com
Mar 10-11 NOPI Drift. Texas Motorplex. Dallas, TX. www.nopidrift.com
Mar 11 Daylight Saving Time begins. For those of you in the right states be sure to change your alarms. You wouldn't want to wake up late and miss your Sunday morning cartoons. www.timeanddate.com
Mar 15 The really good-looking actress, Eva Longoria, shares her birthday with the goose victim, Fabio. www.fabioifc.com
Mar 17 St. Patrick's Day. Here's to green beer and pretending to be Irish no matter what color you are. Cheers!
Mar 17-18 NOPI Drift. Firebird Raceway. Phoenix, AZ www.nopidrift.com
Mar 25 Danica Patrick's birthday. Recipe for fame: Take a decent-looking girl, put her in a male-centric sport (i.e. racing) and voila, success. Who we kidding, we'd tap that, race suit or not. www.danicaracing.com
Mar 26 Keira Knightley's birthday. Who knew Brit's could be attractive...and have white teeth. Like Nyquil, we'll take her daily and, er, knightley. www.keira-knightley.org
Mar 31 Hot Import Nights. Chicago. www.hotimportnights.com
Mar 31-Apr 1 NOPI Drift. Toyota Park. Chicago. www.nopidrift.com
Disclaimer Is there a lack of events mystifying you? It might help if the organizers would update their calendars. Unlike the Ten Commandments, none of these are cast in stone so check the appropriate URL before going.