Unlimited Slip Justin Kaehler
Allow myself To introduce...Myself
After a month and a half here at Super Street, I finally get my own column, and it's about damn time. At first I thought I'd use this space to talk about how awesome my JDM rock band is, but instead figured that I should write a little something about myself for my first-ever editorial. An introductory piece, if you will. This is proving to be a bit difficult as opening up-even just a little bit-for the nation's biggest and best tuner mag is a daunting task, to say the least. I feel like the new kid in school forced to introduce himself to the class, only instead of hoping that 30 apathetic students won't take it upon themselves to welcome me with a swirly, I have to impress a class of eleventy billion (*this number may not be accurate [It's more. -JW]) die-hard Super Street fans. No, that's not intimidating at all.
So who am I? I'm basically just a regular dude who really likes cars and got lucky enough to land a job here at Super Street. As you can tell by the photo, I'm also in dire need of a belt that works, so if any clothing companies out there want to hook me up with one, it would be greatly appreciated. Back to the subject at hand: I've been a fan of the book for what seems like forever, and to have been asked to join the highly-trained staff of monkeys and half-wits is truly an honor. I've been told to keep this short-no one cares about the new guy, Jonny says (I only asked you to pick up my dry cleaning and wash everyone's cars. Sheesh! -JW)-so I'll just cut things off here and hope that no one here gives me a super embarrassing nickname.Justin Kaehlerthrasher@superstreetonline.com
Top Ten Reasons Why December Kicks Ass
It's December, and that means it's time for all media outlets to recycle the December content of years past and talk about all things Xmas. Your other favorite magazines will be talking about "The Best Gifts for Dad" and "The Best Holes in Which to Shove Candy Canes." Not us-we're too lazy to come up with a good list, so we'll just talk about why the month of December kicks ass.
10. We get presents. 'Nuff said.
9. Company Christmas parties. Wait a second, we don't get those here!
8. We can raid our families' homes for holiday dinner. This is the one time of year we eat something other than ramen.
7. There's snow outside. And that means snowboarding-which means a fourth broken wrist for us.
6. Presents. 'Cause it's always cool to get free stuff.
5. The Alvin and the Chipmunks Movie hits theatres. Oh sorry, that was the spiked eggnog talking.
4. Super Smash Bros. Brawl comes out for the Wii. See numbers 10, 6 and 2.
3. That block of vacation time between Christmas and New Year. Because we really need the time off.
2. Did we mention that we get presents?
1. Import models in "Naughty Santa" outfits. 'Nuff said.