jdmdingdong: hi nards
jdmdingdong: oh, wait-i'll only keep you for about 10 mins
jdmdingdong: wrk? what's that? wrk aint no word i ever heard of
jdmdingdong: work? what's that?
jdmdingdong: i'm downloading MP3s-now THAT'S work!
jdmdingdong: do you know how hard it is to find the fat boys collection in 128kbps format?
jdmdingdong: hmm, what if you did it all in IMs? that would be knee-slapping fuh-knee!
jdmdingdong: get it?jdmdingdong: knee?jdmdingdong: it's like green apple
jdmdingdong: say, speaking of stupid ideas, when am i gonna get my raise?
jdmdingdong: that's stupid. i was thinking more along the lines of...
jdmdingdong: this sickness that's going around now. why is everyone sick? don't they know that echincea and golden seal does wonders? you know, i picked that one up from chang-bang. that Rich, what a silly guy-always complaining about the germs in the air. and why are people using 'sick' as a reference to 'cool'? that's worse than saying something is dope. things should be healthy. people should be healthy. the sickness blows.
jdmdingdong: what's worse is the jdm sickness. everyone and their kid sister's, boyfriend's girlfriend's got it. i caught it four years ago, but after a steady dose of antibiotics, the symptoms slipped into a dormant stage. i'll probably never rid my body of it, but at least i can live life without saying 'JDM' in every other sentence. i'm glad I caught it first, unlike the sloppy seconds I picked up last friday night. most other people, however, just can't get over it. welcome to 1999 suckas-they want their trends back!
jdmdingdong: oh well, like a wise third grader once told me, "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. do you like yoohoo?" an odd kid, yes, but pure genius.
jdmdingdong: am i good or what? boo-yah!
jdmdingdong: you're not the boss of me!
jdmdingdong: you're not my dad!jdmdingdong: i know kung fu! :)
jdmdingdong: Ok Nards.
(By the way, these screen names are very real. See you in cyberspace!)-Jonathan Wongsstreet@primedia.com