Losers Whine About Their Best Efforts; Winners, Like The Barton Twins' Stalker, Go To The Prom With Them
There's an interesting story regarding the two lovely ladies you're going to read about. It begins with a stimulating IM conversation between Eddie Lee (of Mackin Industries) and myself. Because I hang out with the guy so often, I never really say much to him and vice versa. If by chance we do communicate via instant messenger, we usually link each other to a collection of perverse pictures, the kind that should be seen during off-hours or the latest Charlie Murphy videos. But sometimes I'm treated to a sweet collection of scantily clad women; a fine example would be the one that brings us to this story. What started out as a boring "look at me, I'm an attention whore!" Web page about someone's Supra and their sister's Integra Type R turned into a bit of an obsession for one member of our staff-(cough) Nads (cough)-while it turned the rest of us into pathetic, drooling fools (a common occurrence 'round these parts) with tents pitched to the stars. Now that we have your attention (unless, of course, you're female, and if you are, you've probably already flipped to another page or sent us a nasty e-mail on why we feature girls with big boobs. Get a clue; we're men.), it's time for an introduction: meet Jessica and Jennifer Barton, the unofficial Super Street twins and proud owners of the Supra and Type R we saw on their homepage. It turns out these two girls are not only hot, but they're really into their cars as well. Jessica's Supra pushes out nearly 550 hp and runs mid 11s at the dragstrip; Jennifer's ITR has a, well, grinding transmission. Though her car is pretty much stock, it's a turn-on when any woman has a R-tuned machine from Honda. Recently, at our Tuner Bash in Daytona, we were able to catch these girls on their lunch break and find out what makes them so damn sexy, even if one of them picks her nose shamelessly in public
Super Street: First question, ladies. For legal purposes, can you tell us how old you are?
Jessica: We're 20. I'm 4 minutes older than Jennifer. And before you make any assumptions, we're not identical but fraternal twins.
SS: What does that mean? Are you in a fraternity for twins? We thought you were girls. Totally had us fooled!
Jennifer: I think it's when two eggs are fertilized instead of one.
SS: So, if a train leaves Pittsburgh at 8 a.m. and...
Both: What kind of question is that? Next.
SS: Fine, have it your way. What's it like being twins? Do you dress alike? Do you undress alike?
Jessica: Well, we're different in a lot of ways.
Jennifer: I tend to eat chicken...
SS: ...while Jess eats steak?
Jessica: Right. I guess one of the few things we share in common is our hair. We're both blonde.
SS: So is Jonny. What's up with the FWD versus RWD? Why did you pick those cars (respectively), and who got into cars first?
Jennifer: We got our cars at the same time. But Jessica's a better driver than I am. I'm pretty horrible. As for why I got into front-wheel-drives, what can I say? I'm a Honda girl. I love the NSX.
Jessica: For me, I went to the track one night with my friends and we were looking at a listing for car auctions. At the time, I wanted a car to build and I had my sights set on a Mitsubishi 3000GT VR4, but a friend questioned why I'd want one, saying it was a piece of crap. So I changed my mind and went with a Supra.
SS: Is that your first car?
Jessica: No, I used to own an automatic, four-door Accord.
Jennifer: 17.2 at the track (laughs)!
SS: And you, Jennifer?
Jennifer: I had a Saturn and loved it. Really!