SS: Oops! We were hoping you wouldn't find that. Do you play off the whole twins thing?
Jennifer: Jessica wants to get out of it, but yes, we do use it to our advantage.
SS: Would you say you're each other's best friend?
Both: (uncomfortable silence)
SS: Fine. Have it your way. Please tell us you have a stalker or two out there.
Jennifer: Well, he hasn't bothered us in a while. One time he showed up at our house and he sat on the edge of my futon while I was sleeping.
SS: Whoa. How did he get in?
Jennifer: He said he was there to see my brother. He even built a shrine to me in his closet.
SS: Don't you think that's freaky? We'd only photoshop our faces and your face together to see what our future babies will look like.
Jennifer: A little bit, yeah! He paid me to go to homecoming with him. I felt bad, he asked me to go in front of his dad. He's a nice kid, but he's very annoying.
SS: If we asked you to the prom, would you go with us?
Jennifer: It depends on how much you pay me.
SS: We have to pay you?
Jessica and Jennifer Barton are hot. And their cars? Did we mention how hot the girls are?
That's the spirit, girls. Now if you'll just step into the jello pit.
We are not exactly alike. Jen has a split end right...here!
Our jobs rule.
Take a wild guess for crying out loud.
Jen is pissed because Jes got a trophy and she didn't. Later at home they'll wrestle in their lingerie. Please, God, let that be what's happening here.
For more info on the twins, or to send your own stalker e-mail, visit www.bartontwins.com.
Enjoyed this Post? Subscribe to our RSS Feed, or use your favorite social media to recommend us to friends and colleagues!