John Choi
John Choi does it all-he photographs cars, writes features, and fetches coffee for the Super Street staff. John, or "Errand Boy" as we like to call him, is the real reason Super Street editors get to show up late for work and take three-hour lunches. If anyone forgets to finish a story or unclog the Super Street septic tank, they just call John and he's more than happy to finish the job. John has yet to discover that the money he was going to receive for all his hard work has since been reallocated to purchase the Super Street editors a much-needed white tiger.
Tyrone Rodriguez
Tyrone, our video game expert, is now our Initial D expert. Actually, for his graduate thesis, Tyrone authored a 60-page treatise on Initial D and the vagaries of supply-side economics. Never mind that Tyrone is a grown man who is still disturbingly into cartoons or that no one in the history of the world has ever gotten chicks because of their extensive Voltron knowledge-his article is still cool, and you should turn to it right now because it's so off the hook, holy moly.
Drew Hardin
Who is Drew Hardin? Why is he writing for this magazine? Who does he think he is? Valid questions, every one of them. As of press time, though, we had yet to get any answers. Could we call Drew Hardin and ask him directly? Yes. If we just asked around the office, would somebody know? Yes. But honestly, nobody reads Usual Suspects anyway, so we're not going to bother. Especially when we've already written the 100 or so words necessary to fill this space, and all without having to even get up from our chair.
Maximillian the Donkey
Maximillian fell on hard times recently, losing an ear after taking an accidental stumble. Between that and the leg that was severed a few months ago by "Mr. Clean" Papadakis, Maximillian was rapidly beginning to resemble the plaster piece of crap that he actually was. So, it was with much regret that we bid a fond farewell to Maximillian the Donkey, who was recently put out of his misery and put in the trash. RIP: Maximillian, 2001-2002.